Denise Kelly is a cop who goes undercover to try and stop a drug ring at a local high school, and Mark and Jonathan try to find who is taking cocaine to school.

It's Christmas time and Jonathan and Mark's latest assignment is to try and get two divorce parents to grow up and act like the parents that they are.

An enthusiastic Eddie becomes obsessed with the 1970s after the club hosts a night that celebrates the era; he begins to neglect his responsibilities.

After airing a TV commercial, the guys are surprised when they realize that their success is attributed to viewers mistakenly thinking that it is a gay bar.

Regina enlists Steve and Cedric to participate in a bachelor auction for charity, while Romeo and Bullethead get the chance to read the morning announcements.

New Year's Eve plans fail for both Steve and Regina, while Cedric fears Y2K problems; Romeo realizes that he was asked to a party under false pretenses.

Frasier makes a stand when a garage attendant forces him to pay even though he never parked; Roz's on-air advice reveals that she slept with Frasier.

Frasier uses his father to win the presidency of the condo board, but his plan backfires as Martin causes problems with new parking spaces.

A visiting cousin wears Roz out with her constant partying; Martin and Frasier devise a way to take advantage of Niles and Daphne's hospitality.

Frasier seeks help to pull off the perfect prank on Bulldog; Mrs. Moon tries to get back at a trick-or-treater who egged Niles' door.

Becky is left in charge of the house when Dan and Roseanne go out and she invites her friend over to do homework, but instead gets drunk at the Conner bar.

Roseanne has to leave to visit her parents again, leaving Jackie to be the substitute mother while she is gone and impressing Dan with her housekeeping.

The Conners begin realizing that their lives are boring and repetitive every day when Dan and Roseanne's old motorcycle buddy returns to Lanford.

When Roseanne gets a job at a beauty salon that she regularly visits, she soon finds herself doing the same work she does at home.

The Lopez house becomes crowded when Benny is forced to move in after accidentally burning her own home down with a lit cigarette.

Benny is given an advance on her paycheck to find a new place to live, but she instead gambles the money away and moves into a car.

Benny finds a stray dog and quickly becomes attached, but George has a difficult time with the gruff biker who refuses to let the animal go.

George becomes upset and has a run-in with police officers after picking up Benny and her friends following a wild night on the town.

Bud desperately wants to meet some gorgeous women, but a lack of success leads him to become the founder of an outlandish new fraternity.

When the city threatens to impose a beer tax of two cents, the Bundys join forces with citizens who oppose the proposal and vote against it.

When Al demands that Kelly find a job and begin earning her money, she finds an opening at a restaurant for a waitress and she immediately applies.

Everyone in the Bundy family attempts to play the part of rock and roll stars in hopes of gaining admission to an exclusive new lounge club.

Peggy comes to feel left out when Al reserves his grave site, which is located between the graves of a western movie star and a mule.

When Bud receives a large sum of money from a college grant, Al and Peggy selfishly waste the money on personal items and luxuries.

Doug and Carrie get new neighbors but make a negative impression when an argument they have can literally be heard all over the neighborhood.

Carrie gets neurotic when put in charge of a group of "misfits" at night which makes Doug lonely, but he finds that Arthur makes an acceptable replacement.

Doug is asked to help coach Deacon's son's football teaml; While coaching, Deacon's son expresses to Doug that he should try out for a semi-pro team.

Doug and Carrie bump into Father McAndrew and are shamed into attending church services, meanwhile, unbeknownst to anyone, Arthur puts the house up for sale.

Carrie sends Doug to a therapist regarding his overeating, and he shows promise so Carrie asks the therapist to "help" with other issues behind Doug's back.

Carrie agrees to baby-sit her boss's son but is disgusted when the toddler is obsessed with her breasts; Spence's TiVo thinks he is gay.

George pushes his mother to fix her strained relationship with her terminally ill brother, but Benny is more concerned with getting his Super Bowl tickets.

George's disappointing Valentine's Day gift prompts Angie to recall the time he painted a mural for her; Angie learns that the mural is set to be demolished.

Carmen's ex-boyfriend attempts to ruin her reputation at school by claiming that the two of them had sex, and the school counselor refuses to help her.

George attempts to take out a loan and is shocked to discover that he has a poor credit score; George discovers that he has a slacker half-brother.