After he eats a peanut onion sundae SpongeBob doesn't understand why everyone keeps avoiding him; the Krusty Krab gets remodeled into a hip hangout.

Paper and Pencil tell a kind of funny joke at a party and tells it again; Scissors hires an orchestra to follow him around and score his life.

Plankton tells Patrick he's his conscience so he can steal him a Krabby Patty; Mr. Krabs puts in an open kitchen at and SpongeBob gets stage fright.

When SpongeBob thinks he's allergic to pineapple, Squidward offers to help find a new home; when Squidward gets a nose job, SpongeBob goes for moral support.

Patrick discovers that the rock he lives under is a sea turtle who overslept; Mr. Krabs can't find a way to kick Old Man Jenkins out of the Krusty Krab.

In order to get rid of a pesky urchin in the Krusty Krab, the employees use Plankton as bait; Squidward decides to learn karate from Sandy and SpongeBob.

Mr. Krabs must give food away after Plankton ruins the Krusty Krab's reputation; several of SpongeBob's friends help him remodel his pineapple house.

Squidward closes the gap in SpongeBob's teeth, causing an unexpected change; the newly reformed Clean Bubble takes a dishwashing job at the Krusty Krab.

Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward find a sunken ship that grants three wishes; Spongebob attempts to get Gary to take a bath and ends up taking one himself.

Patrick loses his head, making him smarter; Sandy's teleportation device malfunctions, melding together Spongebob and Squidward, which causes recital problems.

Mr. Krabs decides to keep the Krusty Krab open around the clock; Mr. Krabs decides to have SpongeBob attend a Navy reunion on his behalf.

SpongeBob and Patrick sneak into Sandy's treedome while she hibernates; SpongeBob gets jealous when Gary seems to like Patrick better, so he buys other pets.

When Squidward gets plastic surgery, his looks are completely transformed and all of Bikini Bottom is unable to resist his attractive appearance.

Millions of years in the past, prehistoric versions of SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward discover fire and proceed to use it to cook various food items.

SpongeBob and Patrick create their own zoo made entirely of bubbles; the Krusty Krab goes under emergency quarantine, but no one knows who carries the illness.

Mr. Krabs and Plankton compete against one another by putting unhealthy grease in their food; SpongeBob tries to become a model for a commercial.

SpongeBob and Squidward try to sell Krabby Patties from a food truck in the darkest depths of the ocean; Pearl & Narlene have a whales' day out in the big city.

Mr. Krab opens his own hotel after having to pay an exorbitant bill for Krusty Towers and emphasizes customer satisfaction; new instructor takes over.

Spongebob escorts Mr. Krab's daughter to her school prom after she's dumped by her boyfriend; Spongebob and Squidward vie for Employee of the Month.

When Scissors neglects to take out the trash, a medieval kingdom of living garbage takes over the apartment and Paper tries to make Scissors do his one chore.

Rock, Paper and Scissors' old friend Shoot comes back to town; Rock starts his job as Franz Roll's assistant and learns just how demanding his role model is.

Leni and Carlota are both interning for a famous fashion designer, Mariella Moss; the Louds book a stay at a resort, only to find it's not what they imagined.

When Luan is out of camp for April Fool's Day, the Louds think they are safe from jokes; the kids worry that they are the reason Dad isn't working at his job.

Carl witnesses Ronnie Anne save a dog and becomes obsessed with being like her; Ronnie Anne secretly watches her family's favorite television soap opera.

Clyde tries to help Lincoln get over his breakup with Ronnie Anne; Lucy uses a spell book on her siblings when she is tired of them walking all over her.

Lincoln and Clyde overwater Howard's rare orchid; Lynn Sr. is excited to compete on a televised cooking show until he learns he's up against Rosa Casagrande.

The kids help Flip clean up his image to impress his middle school crush; when the Mortician's Club can't afford tickets to Casket Con, they try to raise money.

When Stella's music box disappears at school, the kids suspect the Rat Beast; after a night of zombie movies, Clyde and Lincoln think it's a zombie apocalypse.

A night of family fun soon turns into a night of working when the Templetons' plans to attend the grand opening of a new restaurant go awry.

The Templetons encounter a police officer cat with connections to a cunning villain; Tim becomes better experienced at negotiating.

When a new secret formula for Krabby Patties is revealed, it proves disastrous for Bikini Bottom; Mr. Krabs and Plankton have to attend boating school classes.

Gary runs away after SpongeBob forgets to feed him and is taken in by a confused old woman, while SpongeBob searches for his pet.

When SpongeBob loses his memories, he soon finds himself the mayor of Kelp City, and later, SpongeBob confronts a treacherous gang boss.

When his pirate grandfather arrives for a visit, Mr. Krabs tries to convince him that he and his employees are also pirates.

Mr. Krabs discovers that Plankton has a great fear of whales; Gary's extensive quest for a girlfriend finally comes to an end when he falls for a snail.

Perch is fired and replaced by a robot anchorman; SpongeBob, Patrick & Squidward feel the heat when they become volunteer firefighters.

SpongeBob's parents come for a surprise visit; an educational driving film teaches viewers all they'll ever need to learn to get their boating license.

Mrs. Puff's new substitute teacher gives SpongeBob a crash course in driving; Mr. Krabs and Plankton work together after they discover a well of miracle-grease.

SpongeBob & Patrick discover that their favorite Kelpbed Kid is a familiar face; It's invasion of the faux-chovies when everyone suddenly starts meeping.

SpongeBob and Patrick fly their brains like small drones; SpongeBob and Patrick pretend to be their favorite heroes until the real heroes' enemies arrive.

Patrick inducts SpongeBob into a secret and prestigious society of dullards and doofuses; Patrick starts playing around in the trash and becomes unrecognizable.

SpongeBob befriends an imaginary giant fluffy hamster, which he names Cuddle E. Hugs; Patrick wants to be a horse.