Roseanne and Jackie head off to an exclusive body spa to have a week of relaxation, but when it turns out to be awful, they look for anyway to get out.

Jackie and Roseanne decide to head out for the night to a party in New York, where they meet various people of Manhattan's elite and two British women.

The Conners go on a trip to Martha's Vineyard with their new friends, the wealthy Wentworths, and instantly realize that they are an uppity family.

A group of misogynist terrorists take over a train destined for Washington D.C., but they're no match for Roseanne and her family, who happen to be aboard.

Maggie brings her Jewish boyfriend home to meet Fran and Maxwell, but Maxwell becomes upset after Maggie reveals that she is moving in with her new beau.

Maggie visits a doctor after she discovers that she may be pregnant, but the doctor informs her that she is most likely not pregnant while Fran probably is.

Fran struggles with the best way to tell Maxwell the news about her being pregnant; Brighton and Yetta lose each other at the movies.

After losing her fiancé and her job, a Jewish-American woman becomes a nanny for a British Broadway producer's three sheltered children.

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.