Spongebob is trying to find things to keep him from working on his difficult essay; Patrick's parents are coming over and he doesn't want to look stupid.

Spongebob and Patrick dress up like bikers to scare off a rough motorcycle gang; Mr. Krabs and Plankton team up to investigate a new drink.

Bubble Bass finds himself stranded with Patrick in a mysterious swamp; SpongeBob learns a new magic trick, but he can't find anyone to watch it.

Squidward ventures to Nosferatu's castle after accidentally receiving his mail; Nosferatu's minion Slappy kills some time around Bikini Bottom.

When Man Ray rents Squidward's house, SpongeBob tries to ruin his weekend; when Mr. Krabs takes a vacation, he makes Larry the manager of the Krusty Krab.

Plankton tricks SpongeBob into hiding his rotten chum around the city; SpongeBob befriends a small storm cloud and he must protect it from a crazed weather man.

Sandy invites Karen and Mrs. Puff out for a night out on the town; the Gal Pals play some silly pranks; SpongeBob volunteers to babysit Sandy's three nieces.

Patrick takes a stranger on a tour of his favorite spots in Bikini Bottom; SpongeBob winds up on the roof of the Krusty Krab, but he is afraid to get off.

Plankton's giant Chum Bucket glove runs wild in town, but SpongeBob has a handy friend to help them out; SpongeBob takes his first break ever at work.

Plankton poses as a wish-granting genie in order to get the secret formula; Mr. Krabs creates a new Krabby soup that attracts a group of hippies move in.

SpongeBob thinks a convict who escaped is his new driving teacher; after Mr. Krabs send him looking for a toy, SpongeBob gets lost in the lost and found.

The Gal Pals take Pearl to a cabin in the woods for a weekend of silly pranks; Mr. Krabs has a secret taste for something surprising.

SpongeBob and Patrick are trapped in a dimension where anything they draw comes to life; SpongeBob and Patrick help Bubble Bass move out of his mom's basement.

SpongeBob and Patrick try to prove their life insurance can protect them from anything; when SpongeBob blows a bubble boat, everybody in town wants one.

Patrick needs to go to the store in order to use his ice cream coupon; Mr. Krabs purchases Squidward's art, but he must bring out the artist to make profit.

SpongeBob and Squidward take a delivery to a town where logic no longer applies; SpongeBob can't stop biting his nails, but he also can't figure out why.

SpongeBob and Patrick exchange miniaturized versions of themselves; Plankton tells his grandmother he owns the Krusty Krab, then she comes over for a visit.

SpongeBob embarks on an epic journey to the legendary spatula Guru Greasetrap; SpongeBob builds a snail-house outside for Gary to play in while he is at work.

Gary protects the secret formula from Plankton while SpongBob hides it; Sandy must save the day after a freak accident makes the entire town as dumb as Patrick.

Ross and Rachel argue over who initiated their latest tryst, so they go to Ross's video to prove who came on to who; Monica and Chandler talk about honeymoon.

Joey sets Rachel up on a date with one of his co-stars, which doesn't sit well with Ross; Ross discovers that a coworker of Chandler's has been calling him Toby

Monica and Chandler decide to throw a Halloween party; Phoebe runs into Ursula and her fiancée, who knows nothing about the "real" Ursula.

Chandler hires a maid, whom Monica suspects is stealing her clothing; Eric has trouble forgetting Ursula when he breaks up with her to date Phoebe.

Joey finds a sweater from a one-night stand that Rachel had a month ago and deduces that it belongs to the father; Joey proposes to both Phoebe and Rachel.

Rachel tells Ross that he is the father of her baby; Monica and Chandler become jealous of another honeymooning couple who get bumped to first class.

Howard's wedding plans are put in peril when the guys throw him a bachelor party; Bernadette reconsiders marrying Howard after learning about his history.

Howard must face his fears when NASA decides to move up the scheduling of his mission, which could put the wedding plans in jeopardy.

When Howard and Bernadette decide to finally get married before his NASA launch, the gang all works together to put on a decent wedding for the couple.

Raj must deal with potential loneliness with his friends being out on dates; Howard is caught in the middle of an argument between his mother and Bernadette.