Carrie is wracked by guilt over a checkout error after she becomes stranded inside a church during a snowstorm; Doug gives in-law advice to a stranger.

Carrie pretends Spence is her husband after Doug accidentally spills food on one of her biggest clients; Holly's uncle steals the spotlight from Arthur.

Carrie grows irate after learning Doug's true motivation behind their romantic weekend getaway; Spence and Danny pose as a gay couple to get a free plasma TV.

Doug and Carrie compete against Lou Ferrigno for the rights to purchase their deceased neighbor's home; Arthur worries about his new medication's side effects.

Jerry and the gang separate to try and locate Kramer's lost car in a huge shopping mall parking garage; Jerry gets busted for urinating in public.

Jerry tries helping the owner of a small restaurant attract customers by giving him a suggestion; George has Elaine take an I.Q. test in his place.

While listening to a tape of his previous night's show, Jerry hears the voice of a mysterious woman who talks extremely dirty into his tape recorder.

Jerry's brain and penis play chess against one another to decide whether he should keep dating a vacuous model; George is dating a big-nosed woman.

After going on ten dates with Burton, Christine wonders if the time has come to take the next step and invite him over to meet her son.

Concerned with the lack of diversity at Ritchie's school, Christine decides to remedy the situation, but her efforts have some unforeseen consequences.

Christine insists that she wants to spend some time alone after breaking up with Burton, but a humiliating experience dining out makes her rethink her feelings.

Christine wants to throw a party for Ritchie's ninth birthday that will impress the other parents, but finds the cost of a party planner discouraging.