JoAnne squirms in Duncan's grasp; Lili needs these diagnoses by yesterday; the press is on to a scandal; Bardolph's triggered; Xander gets the joke.

Two professors make a wager that the Stooges can be transformed into gentlemen, and their performance at a fancy society party will determine who wins the bet.

Larry, Moe and Curly are left in charge of a drugstore, and when a customer asks for a drink, the Stooges mix a beverage for him using medicines and chemicals.