Bart and Lisa grow jealous when Homer decides to keep watch over the children in the neighborhood after spraining his knee in a basketball game.

After Homer refuses to pay a fee at the airport, the family is forced to commute in the boxcar of a train, where a hobo proceeds to keep them entertained.

A gypsy puts a curse on Homer that causes him to have the effect of a bad luck charm; Marge's new computer falls in love with her; the kids become wizards.

After getting caught on a joyride, a judge cites that Homer's negligence is why Bart is in court and orders that Bart be tethered to Homer.

When Moe grows bored with his life and decides to turn his bar into a nightclub, Homer turns his own garage into the new neighborhood tavern.

After Homer gets a job writing the fortunes for the cookies at a Chinese restaurant, Mr. Burns comes across one and takes the bit of wisdom seriously.

When Homer and Marge are at a restaurant where a magician is performing, Homer is put under hypnosis and reveals a childhood memory of discovering a dead body.

After Homer and Bart accidentally damage the local church while playing with a model rocket, a turn of events leads Lisa to reconsider her religious views.

A social worker is assigned to the family to help them out with their problems, but just as progress is being made, the lady Homer married in Vegas arrives.

Tina believes that there is a ghost living in the Belcher's basement and she ends up beginning to have a supernatural romance with this supposed specter.

After he learns that his burgers are contributing to Teddy's bad health, Bob becomes Teddy's workout buddy and they join a stuntman boot camp.

Linda and the kids spend Thanksgiving at the first Annual Fischoeder Turk-tacular Turkey Town Festival while Bob is determined to Boycott the holiday.

Bob decides to enter a burger-tasting contest, but he realizes that his secret ingredient is missing, so he has the kids venture out to find some black garlic.

Bob and "Big Bob" dig up an old argument and compete against each other in the kitchen after a Christmas Party, and the kids have a competition of their own.

Someone is giving away the Thundergirls' cookie secrets, so Tina goes undercover in her old troop to find out who the mole is; Linda dyes her hair blonde.

While Lois' pudgier new figure reinvigorates Peter's sexual interest in her following his vasectomy, Stewie renews his playground rivalry with his arch-rival.

While Brian and Stewie's investigation of Mayor West reveals Meg's involvement in his schemes, Peter and Lois rediscover their singing talent.

While Peter's attempt to write an erotic novel bankrupts his father-in-law, Stewie finds a new rival for world domination in Chris.

Brian becomes a gay rights activist, when his cousin is forbidden to marry his partner; Chris joins the Young Republicans to impress a girl.

Peter's attempt to build a movie theater on the Indian burial ground in his backyard releases a poltergeist that sucks Stewie into the television set.

When a home invasion traps the Griffin family in Peter's secret panic room, he takes the opportunity to tell them about their illustrious family history.

While participating in a swim meet at the local pool, Stewie has a near-death experience that grants him a terrifying vision of his future.

After catching a glimpse of a familiar face on television, Stewie sets off for San Francisco to track down his real father.

Stewie travels to the future with his adult self to learn how his life will turn out and finds himself very disappointed with what he sees.

Stewie thinks he might not want to kill his mother after she saves his teddy bear, but Lois soon tires of his clingy behavior; Peter gets a prostate exam.