Homer tries to convince Bart to donate blood to his boss when he finds out that Mr. Burns could be facing death and that he and Bart have the same blood type.

Homer is temporarily hired to be Mr. Burns' assistant after Smithers leaves for vacation, and with Homer around, Mr. Burns soon becomes self-reliant.

Mr. Burns winds up in jail, leaving Smithers in charge of the power plant, and he and the employees fight over control until Homer decides to free Burns.

Homer is left in a cast after being injured in a workplace accident and in a position to sue Mr. Burns; Marge begins to feel unfulfilled after Homer's accident.

Gene and Courtney are given the opportunity to be the new hosts of morning announcements, but their romantic history poses challenges; Tina's plan goes awry.

Following Bob's spill on the sidewalk, he has to take legal action in order to pay for the surgery to fix his injuries; Bob is taken care of by Jairo.

Louise wants the family to get a new couch, but the family vote for TV night ruled against it, so she decides to deal with the problem herself.

Tina volunteers to work with Nurse Liz, and ends up being a part of a lice-infestation; Bob tries to improve the restaurant but ends up driving customers away.

The Belcher kids hop into action after news of a bounce house crisis at a birthday party; Bob encounters a guest at the restaurant, forcing him to face a fear.

Peter wins a golf outing with O.J. Simpson, but his friends and family are less than welcoming when he brings the troubled running back home.

Lois' first assignment as a news reporter lands her in trouble when she ends up implicating a conservative radio host instead of a liberal filmmaker.

Stewie gets mad after going to the "Star Trek" convention and not being able to ask a question of his favorite cast members, so he transports them to his room.

Brian is put in jail for drug possession, and he mounts a campaign for the legalization of marijuana, which Mayor Adam West eventually signs into law.

Stewie hits the gym so that Joe's daughter won't beat him up, and Peter lets him in on a secret; Chris learns a lesson when he starts dating a popular girl.

Brian wakes up after a night of drinking to find that he slept with a girl he abhors, but when he discovers she's not who he thought she was, he falls in love.

Peter imagines himself and his friends in three of Stephen King's stories; an injured Brian is rescued by his biggest fan; Peter and Cleveland bond in prison.

A psychic reveals that Peter had a past life as a dignified gentleman in 17th century England and the colony of Quahog, where King Stewart reigned supreme.

Brian and Stewie use an out-of-this-world remote control to travel through a variety of parallel universes, including a world run by dogs where humans are pets.

Lois finds a lump in her breast, and the doctor reveals news about Lois' heritage; Peter takes to his newfound faith until he is visited by his father's ghost.