Hank and the guys go out of their way to make their new Canadian neighbors feel welcome, but the recent arrivals have a hard time adjusting to American ways.

Bobby's elation over the number of suitors he's found for the Homecoming Dance run counter to Hank's doubts about what's really happening to him.

When the citizens of Springfield inadvertently cause the city to be declared the "World's Fattest Town," Marge sets out to banish sugar while Homer bootlegs it.

When Homer must have his jaw wired shut after suffering an injury, he begins to spend more time with his family but Marge soon grows weary of his attention.

Marge has had enough of Homer's snoring and in an effort to raise the money needed for his operation, she goes out with her wealthy former prom date.

Bart is unaware of the fact that movie star Rainer Wolfcastle's daughter is infatuated with him; Principal Skinner decides to try his hand at stand-up comedy.

To help an old cowboy actor regain his former fame, Bart and Lisa book him on Krusty's show.

When Grampa wants to get his license renewed in order to impress a lady at the retirement home, Homer and Marge think she is just using him.

A notice from the library for a years-overdue book prompts Homer to revisit three classic tales: Homer and his bar mates attempt to get home after fighting.

When the Simpson's telephone service is dropped after a series of unpaid calls to Brazil, it is soon discovered that Lisa is the one placing the calls.

After being attacked by crows, Homer is prescribed medical marijuana and although it seems to help him with his work, his family and friends begin to worry.

While being honored at a roast hosted by the city of Springfield, Homer is the source of much fun but the atmosphere changes with the arrival of Kang and Kodos.

When Bart creates a comic strip portraying Homer's anger spells after finding inspiration on "Career Day" at school, it quickly becomes an internet sensation.

Apu begins to have a secret affair with the delivery woman; Homer and Marge come across a shocking revelation; Manjula is in for a shock.

In an effort to empress a group of college students, Lisa changes her style and lies about her age; Bart is forced to live in a plastic bubble.

Homer is sentenced to community service on charges of animal cruelty; Marge and Homer are suspected of murder when an elderly woman in their care suddenly dies.

After Homer puts together a successful security force with Lenny and Carl when a blackout covers the city, Quimby decides to make police officers out of them.

Homer clones himself with a magic hammock; guns are banned in the town, leaving citizens defenseless; Dr. Hibbert creates monsters.

Peter is shocked to learn that his mother is getting a divorce, but he quickly finds himself enthralled with her new boyfriend.

Meg is forced to work at the new Superstore when Peter uses her car fund money to buy a tank, but the store becomes a drain on the community.

Brian and Stewie are sent to Iraq after inadvertently joining the Army; Chris joins a Goth band and writes a hit song about an evil monkey.

Lois tries to help out at the brewery, when Peter's injury slows him down; Brian is reluctant to break up with a beautiful woman in spite of her shortcomings.

Lois volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at Chris' school, but her straightforward approach prompts the parents to replace her with a more conservative figure.

After watching chick flicks with Lois, Peter decides to make one of his own; Stewie's marriage quickly descends into misery.

Brian reluctantly agrees to be Meg's prom date, but she starts to think of him as her boyfriend after he gets drunk and makes out with her.

Brian takes Stewie on a roadtrip to Aspen, Colo. to reclaim his beloved teddy bear; Meg has to drive a license-less Peter around.

After learning the identity of his real father, Peter heads to Ireland to track him down and ends up challenging him to a drinking contest.

Peter discovers how fun bullying can be and runs the house like a tyrant until Chris stands up to him; Stewie fears he has cancer.